The Aftermath

contains inappropriate language

Hey Manure,
My name is Lionel Messi, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day losing in football matches. You are everything bad in football. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any medals? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own lack of skills, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than losing to Everton in the FA Cup.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was top scorer of the Champions League, and starter on my International team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to Cristiano Ronaldo free kicks?"? I also win La Liga, and play in the Champions League final (I just scored; Shit was SO header). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

 

 

 

Hey Catalanfags,

My name is Cristiano Ronaldo, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day worshipping Puyol's ass. I was godlike at our match today and I have successfully assraped Puyol that I got a yellow card. I mean, cmon he was so macho at that game I got aroused and shit was like going well between us I almost forgot we were in a football match. When I realized it, the ball was coming at me and it got blasted away by Puyol, again and again. Then I continued to assrape him until fergie swapped my position with roonery.

 

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was last year's and was about to be this year's top scorer of the Premier League if only I played against Hull City. Shit got wrong and Anelka stole another one of my title for this season. In our match today, I was so sure to score from that only free kick if only Giggs didn't jack off to his shitty kick and say "you'll get your chance next time, honey. next time. make it a goal next time" but there was no 'next time' for me. So I continued to rape your defense with my godlike stepovers and flips until the ball gets tackled away and I lay down crying.

 

"wtfdidtheballhitthepost"

 

"shit I only got subbed in, tackled someone to death, gets a yellow card, and loses the game"

 

"whosyourdaddy now? boys, show me your ass"

 

"no, not there, a little bit lower. can you do the same to my butt?"

 

 

(compiled from various sources)